I recently left a pair of Kenneth Cole sunglasses somewhere. Perhaps I should post on a restroom door. But misplacing sunglasses is not quite so startling as misplacing one's teeth.
To find the owner, you should look for the following at your office: (1) An old person taking a nap; or (2) Someone eating an apple/ear of corn and missing only TWO teeth; and/or (3) The person who never returns to work due to the horrible experience of being both forgetful and publicly humiliated via bathroom door.
This sign was on the door to the women's restroom at my office. Seriously, how could someone forget their teeth?
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I recently left a pair of Kenneth Cole sunglasses somewhere. Perhaps I should post on a restroom door. But misplacing sunglasses is not quite so startling as misplacing one's teeth.
False teeth come in pairs?
I was thinking sets.
To find the owner, you should look for the following at your office:
(1) An old person taking a nap; or
(2) Someone eating an apple/ear of corn and missing only TWO teeth; and/or
(3) The person who never returns to work due to the horrible experience of being both forgetful and publicly humiliated via bathroom door.
I would think you could spot a person missing their teeth immediately. Maybe that's just me.
I left my teeth in the.... never mind.
How do they know it was a woman?
Duh. Because there's a little silhouette of a woman on the bathroom door.
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