Wednesday, November 25, 2009

M.I.A. (Missing In Alcohol and pork fueled madness)

Many of us have been wondering where the heck Kyle has gone. A once frequent blogger and famed Internet funny-man, Kyle seems to have dropped off the face of the earth. Here are a couple of theories regarding his disappearance:

1- With a belated sense of enthusiasm, he has decided to hike the Appalachian Trail (meaning the actual AT, not go to South American for a tryst.)

2- He has holed himself up in a cabin to work on his novel, a humorous yet melancholy biographical work similar to those of Pat Conroy before his writing began to suck.

3- He got his dream job and is now busy as a roadie for KISS.

4- While reading a monster magazine on the toilet, his legs went to sleep. When he finally tried to stand up, he fell down and tried to grab the toilet for balance, but the toilet lid slammed down and broke all his fingers, rendering him unable to type blog entries.

5- He was so offended by the lack of comments on his last "Where in SC?" entry that he swore a vow of blog-silence that would last until Thanksgiving Day when he would post a hilariously staged photo that looked as if he was frying Ferdlings in a Turkey Fryer.

If the last one is true, we're all sorry for offending you and look forward to your next blog entry.

Updated: Here's what I imagine # 5 might look like.


smooth said...

Much like Wildboy, sightings have been few and far between. Hmm, come to think of it, you never see Wildboy and Kyle in the same room together...

Rick said...

I'll check #3 tonight - live KISS concert at 9:30PT on USTREAM.