My wife, Jennifer, needed some new sweat pants to wear at the gym. So while at WalMart recently, she hurriedly grabbed some red ones from the rack. It wasn't until she got home that she noticed that something was printed accross the rear. "M.I.A. Since 2 A.M.". Apparently, we're too old/unhip to even understand what this means. Nevertheless, she refuses to wear them to the gym OR to model them for this blog photo.
UPDATE: My pal, Chuck B., sent me the following photo. Apparently, he was able to get the sweat pant autographed. Thanks, Chuck.