Monday, January 5, 2009


I've been blogging for a while now and I haven't really stepped out and changed my blog's theme much (unlike Rick who changes his weekly, it seems). You may have noticed the new template and title graphic. I was working on some subtitle ideas, but thought I'd ask for some feedback. What do you think of the following potential new catch phrases (to replace "covering all the important stuff") for Tighty Whitey?

"home of the atomic wedgie"
"when boxers just can't support you"
"cover your shame"
"when your package absolutely, positively has to get there overnight"
"boogie da, boogie da"

Got a better one? Leave it in a comment. If there are several good ones, I may rotate them periodically.


Steve said...

What about:

"Making sure to put the potato in the front, not the back"
"Just like good soul music...tough to get the funk out"
"Relatively skid mark free"

...and I'm spent.

Tim O'Keefe said...

"Getting Straight to the Point"
"Something Important Just Came Up"
"I know It's Hard, But..."
"Covering the Hard Stuff"
"Straight Talk"
"Hard Times"
"Getting it Straight"
"The Right Stuff"

Wow, Steve - totally funny for 1 AM.

Tim O'Keefe said...

... or some combination of the aforementioned...
"Straight Talk for Hard Times"

Rick said...

"Your momma always told you to check"
"fruit of the loom"
"rockin' the BVDs since 2006"
"machine wash fresh"

Ferdlings said...

Great look. I'm not savvy enough to do that yet or at least I don't have the nerve. I think your first slogan was the best.

The Nicholsons said...

Jay says:
"Brief Coverage of the Family Jewels"

smooth said...

Got Crack?

Kyle said...

....or are you just glad to see me?

Alan said...

All good stuff, but I like:

"It's a mess in here"
"Peek inside"
"Looks like a penis, only smaller"
"Smell the glove"

Anonymous said...

"Check it, Fool. It hides my