Upside Down Flag Quiz

When you arrive at work and the state flag is flying upside down, should you:

A. Flee the premises, because pirates must have taken over your building;

B. Ask someone to turn all the other flags "upside down" so they appear correct to anyone hanging by their knees on monkey bars or using gravity boots;

C. Assume it's some kind of anti-tree, post-Earth Day protest and just try to ignore it, like a good SC liberal,

D. Notify your neighbors that the SC flag has been updated with the new symbols of the Feather Duster and the Toe Nail Clipping.

E. Make Your Own Caption by leaving a Comment.

Rebranding

I've been blogging for a while now and I haven't really stepped out and changed my blog's theme much (unlike Rick who changes his weekly, it seems). You may have noticed the new template and title graphic. I was working on some subtitle ideas, but thought I'd ask for some feedback. What do you think of the following potential new catch phrases (to replace "covering all the important stuff") for Tighty Whitey?

"home of the atomic wedgie"
"when boxers just can't support you"
"cover your shame"
"when your package absolutely, positively has to get there overnight"
"boogie da, boogie da"

Got a better one? Leave it in a comment. If there are several good ones, I may rotate them periodically.

Make You Own Caption

Paul sent this photo of himself to my phone today, so I thought I'd use it as the "Make Your Own Caption" Photo. Enjoy!

Make Your Own Caption #7

UPDATED 1/7/2008: This was actually a photo taken at the Animal Hospital at Riverbank's Zoo. My son's Cub Scout troop had an overnight visit there last month and they took us "behind the scenes". This is actually an X-Ray of one of the apes that ingested coins tossed into the exhibit by patrons. They had to do surgery to remove the coins. They said there was less than $2 in coins too, so it didn't come close to covering the cost of the operation.

Make Your Own Caption #6

Make Your Own Caption #5

NOTE: This is a photo I took as Disney's Animal Kingdom last Summer. Keep your captions clean fellas.

Make Your Own Caption #4

Make Your Own Caption #3

Make Your Own Caption #2

Thanks for your clever contributions to my inaugural MYOC posting. Put on your thinking caps, here's another one.

(click on "Comments" below to read the captions and/or submit your own.)

Make Your Own Caption

Here's something new I thought I would try. It's a little segment I'm going to call "Make Your Own Caption". It's going to be my new signature thing (Like Kyle's awesome "Where in SC?" game.) Here's how MYOC is going to work (if it works at all.) I'll post a random photo and you submit your idea of a good caption by leaving a Comment. The funnier, the better. Submit as many captions as you want to. Here's our first contestant...

(click on "Comments" below to read the captions and/or submit your own.)